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Hermes Conrad (born July 15, 2959, age 58) is a character on the TV show, Futurama. He is the Jamaican bureaucrat of Planet Express. He hates Zoidberg and likes to limbo. He once competed in the 2980 Olympic games as a limboer but he quit when his biggest fan died trying to limbo like Hermes. He tends to say odd phrases such as "Sweet Gorilla of Manilia" and "Sweet Squid of Madrid." He also happens to support the legislation of Marijuana and even smokes it once in a while.