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Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder
Eight Misbehavin'
Lisa: Hey! There was no accident at the plant. Dad just wanted to go bowling.
Marge: He shouldn't have deceived me, but I'm just so relieved Lenny's okay.

Lenny: Check out the overhead scoreboard!
(scoreboard says "poo" and "ass" instead of Lenny and Carl)
Carl: (laughs) Poo! Uh, Homer. What wacky name do you want?
Homer: Are "poo" and "ass" taken?
Carl: Yeah.
Homer: Damn, could my life get any worse?

Homer: Oh this is the worst day ever.
Lenny: Hey Homer, what gives?
Homer: Mr. Burns is making me eat all these drums of toxic waste!
Carl: Geez, that's rough. There must be 2 to 300 gallons in here.
Lenny: And even a teaspoon could cause a fatal tumor.

Chief Wiggum: All right, smart guy, where's the fire?
Homer: Over there.
Chief Wiggum: Okay, you just bought yourself a 317: Pointing out police stupidity. Or is that a 314? No, no, 314 is a dog, uh, in, no, is that a 315? You're in trouble, pal.

Marge: I can't get Maggie to eat. Maybe if you try…
Homer: Oh, I'm twenty-six hours late for work, no time for Maggie…Ooh, Where's Waldo!!! No, no, this would be a lot easier without all these people. Nope, no (gasps) It's him! No.
Marge: Homer!
Homer: Waldo, where are you?

Homer: Lisa honey, do you need any help with your homework?
Lisa: (sarcastic) Sure! You can help me find three words where "Y" is the vowel.

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