- “Do you like children?”
- ―Head of Santa School
Head of Santa School works at the Springfield Mall. He appears in Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire as Homer Simpson attempts to get a job as a mall Santa. The director interviews Homer, asking him if he likes children. Homer then begins to ramble on, diminishing his chances. Homer senses his vice, and quickly corrects himself by saying he loves children. The Personnel Director then congratulates him for being accepted, assuming he completes Santa School.