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Jaws Wired Shut
Half-Decent Proposal
The Bart Wants What It Wants
Artie Ziff: You can't spell "party" without "Artie". ...if you misspelled "Party", or... "Artie"...

(On the video Homer has left for Marge)
Homer: Don't worry about the kids; I'll drop them off with Patty and Selma.
Bart: (on the tape, but off-camera) Patty and Selma? Screw that!
Homer: Just run the camera, you little...! (lunges for Bart, knocking the camera over) D'oh! (grunting while strangling Bart) Good-bye, Marge (resumes grunting and crying while strangling Bart).

Homer: Oh, I'm so sorry. (snores)
Marge: Are you snoring while you're awake?
Homer: Uh (snores) huh! (snores)

Homer: Oh! I can't take his money, I can't print my own money, I have to work for money. Why don't I just lie down and die?

Homer: (to Artie Ziff) Okay, Ziff. You get her for the weekend, but no funny stuff. And by funny stuff I mean hand-holding, goo-goo eyes, misdirected woo which is pretty much any John Woo film.
Artie Ziff: Your wife's virtue shall remain as untouched as Bill Gates' weight room.

Homer: Hee hee hee. Unguarded breakfast, the sweetest taboo.

Lenny: There's nothing on that helicopter for me.
Carl: (Pokes his head out of the helicopter) Don't be so sure!
Lenny: (Gasps and turns around) Carl Carlson!


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