"Hail to Me" is a song sung by Ted Nugent in the episode "Politically Inept, with Homer Simpson." It was written by Tim Long.
- Hail to me,
- I'm the Presidential gonzo!
- Hunt with a bow 'cause it's silent like the night.
- Eat mooses raw,
- So their souls go into my soul,
- I'll move the White House to Kalamazoo!
Behind the Laughter
- The song is a parody of "Hail to the Chief."