"There's an eclipse, when I SAY there's an eclipse!"

I'm gonna see it first!"

"No! I'm gonna see it first!"

"Hit the road, ya wide load!"

"Aww, my space toy!"

Homer - "We'll be talking about this for years!"

"Wolves are taking all our women!"

"What is it with kids and candy colored poison?"

"Whoever's biting me, stop it!"

"Why did I bring the baby and the dog to the poison store?!"

"How am I supposed to get all of us across this river?"

"Awww, we're too heavy..."

"Let's see.. ...I can only take one thing at a time..."

"Can't someone help me with this puzzle?"

"Hey! Professor Frink!"

"Yo! Over here!"

"Great time to nap, Einstein(!)"

"Okay, Maggie, Dog, Poison, listen up."

"Were you listening at all?!"

"Sir, I'd be obliged if you puzzle out my Fox-Duck-And-Corn sit'tation."

"Looks like this puzzled done puzzled itself out..."

"I'll leave you under the watchful eyes of God..."

"I see you!"

"I see you!"

"I see y- Wha?!"

"Look at that... One of God's discarded miracles..."

"Argh! Catholics!"

"Give me my baby back!"

"Our mission is quite clear..."

"Why would you leave such a lovely baby here?"
"Because she was fighting my dog and stealing my poison."

"Now give her back so I can take her home to my rat-infested house!"

"I'm married to Jesus!"

"Yeah, right(!) And I'm married to Wonder Woman!"

Sister Marilyn (Monroe)

"The Man In The Yellow Hat"

"Cool it, she's getting suspicious..."

"You cool it! I'm hungry!"

"What if I read every other word?"

"I will try again... But not because the wall told me to!"

"Legend and Wikipedia have it, that the Gem will be revealed during the first full moon after a solar eclipse."

*gasp* "That's tonight!"

"A-Doy!"

"Oh, the word 'Ring'!"

"Superman, I have believed in you for years..."

"...If you can here me now..."

"Please help me dig this gigantic grave!"

"Feels good to help someone, doesn't it, sir?"

"No."

"It feels weird..."

"Look who's here!"

"Oh, fine, fine, finish your song, I'm patient, after all, I am the Gem Child..."

"'Hush you foolish girl!"

"The Gem is over there!"

"Maggie? But the solution said 'Regally, the Rock Gem is Lisa'!"

"Oh, puh-lease..."

"How many sentences start with the word Regally?"

"Erm, this one?"

"Just set it to massage..."

"Something tells me that the Gem of St. Teresa has been returned to its throne..."

"I am so staying up past my bedtime!"