Gloria Jailbird

Were you looking for an embittered spouse named Gloria S. from Reverend Lovejoy's marrage counseling retreat?

Gloria Jailbird (nee Turley) is the ex-wife of Snake Jailbird, and the ex-fiancée of Mr. Burns.

Biography

After spending Flag Day at a wealthy social gathering and a strip club, Mr. Burns finds Gloria, who is a cop at that time, ticketing his car and asks her out on a date. She accepts, so Homer helps Mr. Burns in his dates, and later, Snake attacks a bowling alley, and kidnaps Gloria (who is his ex-girlfriend) and Homer. Snake takes Gloria and Homer to his hideout. He ties Gloria up. Though Gloria says she loves Burns, Snake vows he can change. Homer tries to escape, but instead sets Snake's house on fire. Snake and Homer get out and Burns runs in to save Gloria (who can't get out because she is tied to a chair; Gloria then saves Burns). When she thinks of Snake, Gloria breaks up with Burns and becomes Snake's girl again. Later she is seen visiting Snake in prison.^[1] Gloria also makes an appearance with Snake asking if Homer's "condos" are in a school district, while her stomach looks bigger, insinuating that she is pregnant with what is presumed as Snake's baby (while Snake questions why she should "tell everybody").^[2] She and Snake later get married.^[3] only to get divorced by Homer.

Appearances

Episode – "A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love"
Episode – "The Old Man and the Key" (Non-speaking cameo)
Episode – "I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings"
Episode – "Sex, Pies, and Idiot Scrapes"
Episode – "Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words" ("Snake + Gloria 4 Ever" tattoo seen)
Episode – "Wedding for Disaster"
Episode – "To Surveil With Love"
– The Simpsons Movie

Citations

view • talk • edit The Simpsons Characters
The Simpsons and relatives
Homer Simpson • Marge Simpson • Bart Simpson • Lisa Simpson • Maggie Simpson Santa's Little Helper • Snowball II • Abraham Simpson • Patty Bouvier • Selma Bouvier • Mona Simpson • Jacqueline Bouvier • Ling Bouvier • Herb Powell
Around Springfield
Jasper Beardly • Comic Book Guy • Barney Gumble • Maude Flanders • Ned Flanders • Professor Frink • Gil Gunderson • Julius Hibbert • Lionel Hutz • Helen Lovejoy • Reverend Timothy Lovejoy • Captain Horatio McCallister • Akira • Hans Moleman • Marvin Monroe • Bleeding Gums Murphy • Apu Nahasapeemapetilon • Mayor Joe Quimby • Dr. Nick Riviera • Agnes Skinner • Cletus Spuckler • Disco Stu • Squeaky-Voiced Teen • Moe Szyslak • Sam and Larry • Kirk Van Houten • Luann Van Houten • Clancy Wiggum • Eddie • Lou • Crazy Cat Lady • Lindsey Naegle • Cookie Kwan • Wiseguy • Brandine Spuckler • The Yes Guy • Sanjay Nahasapeemapetilon • Blue-haired Lawyer • Judge Roy Snyder • Rich Texan • Luigi Risotto • Old Jewish Man • Mrs. Glick
Media Personalities
Itchy & Scratchy • Kent Brockman • Krusty the Clown • Troy McClure • Sideshow Mel • Rainier Wolfcastle \| Arnie Pye • Radioactive Man • Duffman • Bumblebee Man • Bill and Marty • Drederick Tatum • Mr. Teeny • Scott Christian • Booberella • Gabbo • Lurleen Lumpkin • Celebrities
Springfield Elementary School faculty and students
Superintendant Chalmers • Seymour Skinner • Edna Krabappel • Elizabeth Hoover • Groundskeeper Willie • Otto Mann • Lunchlady Doris • Dewey Largo • Dr. J. Loren Pyror • Milhouse Van Houten • Ralph Wiggum • Nelson Muntz • Martin Prince • Rod Flanders • Todd Flanders • Sherri and Terri • Wendell Borton • Database • Jimbo Jones • Kearney Zzyzwicz • Dolph Starbeam • Üter Zörker • Janey Powell • Lewis • Richard • Bashir bin Laden
Springfield Nuclear Power Plant
Charles Montgomery Burns • Waylon Smithers • Carl Carlson • Lenny Leonard • Charlie • Blinky
Villains
Snake Jailbird • Kang & Kodos • Herman • Sideshow Bob • Fat Tony • Frankie the Squealer • Johnny Tightlips • Legs and Louie
Families
The Simpsons • The Bouviers • The Flanders • The Van Houtens • The Wiggums
Miscellaneous
Fictional characters • One-Time Characters • LGBT characters • Parodied celebrities • Animals