- Were you looking for an embittered spouse named Gloria S. from Reverend Lovejoy's marrage counseling retreat?
| Gloria Jailbird|
|Relatives|| Ex-husband: Snake |
Ex-Fiancé: Mr. Burns
Step Son: Jeremy Jailbird
|First Appearance||"A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love"|
|Voiced By||Julia Louis-Dreyfus|
After spending Flag Day at a wealthy social gathering and a strip club, Mr. Burns finds Gloria, who is a cop at that time, ticketing his car and asks her out on a date. She accepts, so Homer helps Mr. Burns in his dates, and later, Snake attacks a bowling alley, and kidnaps Gloria (who is his ex-girlfriend) and Homer. Snake takes Gloria and Homer to his hideout. Though Gloria says she loves Burns, Snake vows he can change. Homer tries to escape, but instead sets Snake's house on fire. Snake and Homer get out and Burns runs in to save Gloria (Gloria then saves Burns). When she thinks of Snake, Gloria breaks up with Burns and becomes Snake's girl again. Later she is seen visiting Snake in prison. Gloria also makes an appearance with Snake asking if Homer's "condos" are in a school district, while her stomach looks bigger, insinuating that she is pregnant with what is presumed as Snake's baby (while Snake questions why she should "tell everybody"). She and Snake later get married. only to get divorced by Homer.
|Chief Wiggum ● Lou ● Eddie|
|Bobo ● Officer Sniffy ● Laddie ● Scraps|
|Marge Simpson ● Gloria ● SpringShield: (Homer Simpson, Lenny Leonard, Carl Carlson) ● Santa's Little Helper|