Five Characters in Search of an Author
Game Over

Homer Simpson

  • Oh no, not these jerks again.

Bart Simpson

  • (to William Shakespeare) Write a JOKE, loser! 
  • Ha-Ha, you loggers are dead!
  • Sweet! More dolphins for me to kill!

Marge Simpson

Lisa Simpson

  • Heaven is Zen! I love it!
  • I can't believe I built another Star Block!

William Shakespeare

  • To be, or not to be, that is- ow, ow, OW!!

Benjamin Franklin

  • Oh, my Poor Richard's lower back. I wish I was back in Tony Hawk's Underground 2!
  • Ow! My giant ass!
  • Gout! My gout!
  • Oh, I'm flatter than a one hundred dollar bill.


  • First Original Sin, now this.
  • Great. Way to hurt God's feelings.
  • God's got game!
  • Beard power activate!
  • God is great at gaming!
  • God's got mad skill!

Heaven's Announcer

  • Sandals must be worn at all times in Heavenly Showers.
  • Aliens must shower before entering pools.
  • Remember that God loves you and video games.
  • Movie titles do not appear on the bill.
The Simpsons Game
Levels The Land of ChocolateBartman BeginsAround the World in 80 BitesLisa the Tree HuggerMob RulesEnter the CheatrixThe Day of the DolphinShadow of the Colossal DonutInvasion of the Yokel-SnatchersBargain BinNeverQuestGrand Theft ScratchyMedal of HomerBig Super Happy Fun Fun GameFive Characters in Search of an AuthorGame Over
Characters HomerBartLisaMargeMaggieEnemiesWhite Chocolate RabbitWill WrightMatt GroeningGodAbraham Simpson
Powers Homer BallHeli-HomerGumi-HomerBartmanHand of BuddhaMarge's Megaphone