"From Here to Infirmity" is an old black-and-white commercial starring Itchy & Scratchy.


Itchy and Scratchy are making out and moaning on the beach when Itchy drags a shark and Scratchy kisses it instead. The shark tears him apart and the director of the show stops it for the commercials. Itchy starts smoking a cigarette and a mutilated Scratchy soon joins him. The episode ends with Itchy, Scratchy and the director coughing up tobacco.


Behind the Laughter

  • The episode is later given an indirect mention in Skinner's Sense of Snow, where the kids mention the episode where Itchy and Scratchy kiss. Oddly, HOMЯ aired AFTER Skinner's Sense of Snow.