- “Oh, well lots of luck!”
- ―Fossil Fuels Goon
Fossil Fuels Goon is possibly a hired muscle from an unnamed fossil fuels company.
The Fossil Fuels goon is seen at the National Energy Convention. Hans Moleman is at a kiosk - the Solar Energy kiosk. He asks Moleman if it works. Moleman replies it does. The goon than strikes Moleman, knocking him out. A group of goons join him and close the curtains for the kiosk. They reopen it to reveal a remodelling of the kiosk. He now sits at the kiosk.