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For December 2013
Nomination #1 "Can I put your baby in my coffee" '- Dia-Betty by theworldscolliding, "Barting Over"
Nomination #2 "Marge, I agree with you -- in theory. In theory, communism works. In theory." '- Homer by Rick, "Bart Gets an Elephant"
Nomination #3 "Marge! Don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals. Except the weasel." '- Homer by Coldplay9999, "Boy-Scoutz N The Hood"
Nomination #4 "Attempted murder, now honestly, did they ever give anyone a Nobel prize for "attempted chemistry?" '- Sideshow Bob by Coldplay9999, "Sideshow Bob Roberts"
Nomination #5 "I brought you a tuna sandwich. They say it's brain food. I guess because there's so much dolphin in it, and you know how smart they are." '- Marge by Coldplay9999, "The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace"
Nomination #6 "(to Bart) For decimating our pigeon population and for making Springfield a less oppressive place to while away our worthless lives, I present you with this scented candle." '- Mayor Quimby by Coldplay9999, "Bart the Mother"
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