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Maggie's Brain
Football
House of Cards
(Bart is running for the football)
Homer and Lisa: Faster, Bart, faster! (Bart runs faster) Fence, Bart, Fence! (Bart jumps over a fence) Pit, Bart, Pit! (Bart jumps over a pit) Dog, Bart, Dog! (Bart jumps over the Barking Dog) Cliff, Bart, Cliff! (Bart runs out to the cliff, falls, and screams, the football also falls down the cliff and misses Bart)
Homer: That boy does not listen.

Homer: Come on, Bart. Catch the ball so we can all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes.
Lisa: [angrily] Yeah, Bart.
Homer: Start runnin', boy!


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Making FacesThe FuneralMaggie's BrainFootballHouse of CardsBart and Dad Eat DinnerSpace PatrolBart's HaircutWorld War IIIThe Perfect CrimeScary StoriesGrandpa & the KidsGone Fishin'SkateboardingThe PagansThe ClosetThe AquariumFamily PortraitBart's HiccupsThe Money JarThe Art MuseumZoo Story