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Flanders' Book of Faith is the seventh book in The Simpsons Library of Wisdom series. It is a religious guide credited to be written by Ned Flanders for everyone. It shows a Flanders family tree, in a similar fashion to the Simpson and Bouvier trees in The Simpsons Uncensored Family Album. It shows that Ned is apparently descended from Flemish royalty, much like how The Simpsons Uncensored Family Album shows that Homer is descended from Scandinavians and Native Americans, and Marge from the French.

Synopsis

Hi-diddly-ho, true believers! Ned Flanders offers up a helping handful of homespun and homeschooled hints for G-rated general audiences.

Follow the Nedster as he leads you through the thorny debate over church vs. state, puts the focus on the Flanders family tree, and lists his forbidden words (a.k.a. Neddy No-Nos). This gospel of goodness also includes a souvenir map to Praiseland, Ned's Comic Book of Virtues, and a sampling of the left-handed luxuries available only at The Leftorium. Whether you live north, south, east, or even west of the Bible belt, good ol' Nedilly Doodily will put you on the road to righteousness!

Contents

The Simpsons Library of Wisdom
The Homer BookThe Bart BookThe Ralph Wiggum BookComic Book Guy's Book of Pop CultureThe Lisa BookThe Krusty BookFlanders' Book of FaithThe Book of MoeThe Marge BookThe Chief Wiggum Book of Crime and Punishment