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(Mr. Largo is teaching the class, but suddenly stops)
Mr. Largo: Children, I have an announcement. Today is my last day as a music teacher. (The kids stare quietly at him)
Lisa: (Wispering to the class) Come on, pretend he meant something to you. (The kids start begging him to stay)
Mr. Largo: Oh, bless your little hearts. This is a happy thing! I met my soul mate at a local tavern... (Superintendent Chalmers enters the room)
Milhouse: There he is! (The kids sigh in happiness)
Chalmers: I'm not the soulmate! I'm dating one of your mothers! I-I forgot whose. anyway, I-I'm here to introduce your new music teacher, Ms. Juniper.
Mr. Largo: (To Juniper, pointing to Lisa) Honey, just teach the one with the starfish head, and you'll be okay.
Juniper: Teach? You can't teach music. You embrace music! Oh, you inhale music! You roll around in a pile of music until the scent of music is on you forever!
Mr. Largo: Good luck with that.

Mr Burns: Oh, a good, old fashioned lemon party. I call first squeeze!

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