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Big Super Happy Fun Fun Game
Five Characters in Search of an Author
Game Over

Homer SimpsonEdit

Through the levelEdit

  • Who is the creator? I like to think it's the guy who created us.
  • Holy macaroni! This guy's loaded!
  • This guy thinks he's better than me.
  • I can be this rich, I'd just choose not to be.
  • (listening to the doorbell) I have sudden urge to sit on a couch.
  • (listening to the doorbell) What the? I suddenly wanna send money to Danny Elfman.
  • Aw, even his lawn's nicer than mine. Maybe I should try hydro-seeding.
  • You know who would love living here?... Poor people...
  • This mansion looks bigger than the inside of Snoopy's doghouse.
  • (screams) Our creator looks like a grad student!
  • (gasp) That weird thing I saw once!

Fighting enemies - Blue-haired LawyersEdit

  • Dude, quit sharpening your pencils!
  • The movie Legal Eagles was terrible!
  • You're not the first lawyer I've beaten.
  • It looks like you just had... an accidente.
  • If I had the time, I'd drink your blood.
  • Lawyer is Latin for "nerd"!

Fighting enemies - Matt GroeningEdit

  • How dare you name me after your father!
  • In your face, creator!
  • In Russia, I created you!
  • In another life, we could've been friends.
  • Stop drawing me stupid!
  • Stop signing your name on my ass!

Bart SimpsonEdit

Through the levelEdit

  • Let me breathe into the well... (sniffs) ...ah...exquisite...
  • Check out this creepy artwork... (shudders)
  • Whoa! This creator's like Richie Rich, except straight.
  • This place is huge! Check it out... BOOGER!
  • (referring to the theme tune doorbell) That song... it's been haunting me for years!
  • I'm Bart Simpson, but who the hell is my creator?
  • This place is amazing, I don't know what to break first!

Fighting enemies - Blue-haired LawyersEdit

  • You're just Milhouse in a suit...
  • I bet you were nerds in grade school.
  • Your ties are ugly.
  • Go chase an ambulance!
  • You just failed the Bart Exam!
  • Go sharpen a pencil!

Fighting enemies - ZoidbergEdit

  • You're my least favorite Billy West character.
  • Nobody gets your jokes.
  • You're too creepy, even for me!
  • Don't you dare get ink on me!
  • Take that, lobster face!

Fighting enemies - BenderEdit

  • You were too weird for network television!
  • Ahhhh! It's Bender, from Futurama!
  • You're just a mechanical Homer!
  • Go cry to Leela!
  • Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto.

Fighting enemies - Matt GroeningEdit

  • You sucked at Comic-Con!
  • Your animation style is crude, dude!
  • Go write "Life in Hell"!

Blue-haired LawyersEdit

  • Lawyers rule! Non-lawyers drool!
  • Eat off, freaks!
  • I'll turn you into a habeous corpus!
  • Lawyers attack!
  • I'll sue everybody.....
  • This is the case of awesome lawyers versus stupid jerks!
  • I'm taking you to court.
  • Ow, my lawyer head.
  • Suck pencil!
  • I call for a RECESS!

Matt GroeningEdit

Watching Homer and BartEdit

  • I wish I created Family Guy!
  • Look, I've teleported, just like in Star Trek!
  • Hey jackasses, eat MY shorts!
  • I'm gonna kill you... and put your images on sugary breakfast cereals!
  • Well if it isn't Fat Man and Little Boy... or should I say Fat Ugly Man and Stupid Little Boy!
  • When you guys are dead, I'm gonna marry Marge!
  • I've brought you into this world so I can take you out!
  • You made me rich, now I'll make you dead!
  • Ah, like many successful artists I resent my own creations!
  • Thanks for the mansion, losers!


  • Agh! Curtain burn! Curtain burn!
  • Why did I agree to be in this stupid videogame?!
  • You don't scare me, I'm friends with Linda Berry.
  • Ugh! My evil plan's being foiled by a curtain! Yet again!
  • Agh! I broke my iPod!


  • I was a hit on the Cartoon Network.
  • I'm gonna go I, Robot on your asses!
  • Exterminate! Exterminate!
  • Metal beats meat!
  • I'm gonna bend the hell out of you!
  • Asimov's first law of robotics: Robots rule!
  • Robot down! Robot down!
  • I know it's a cliche but crush, kill, destroy!
  • I scratched my new paint job!
  • I'm gonna wear your skin like a Mardi Gras costume!
  • I think I broke my floppy drive!
  • I messed myself...
  • I need a sexy robot nurse!
  • I'm coming back strong on DVD baby!
  • Aw, my shiny metal ass!
  • Damn your high ratings!


  • I'm a doctor in human killing... And podiatry!
  • I'm going to lay my eggs in your brain!
  • My claws will pinch your private areas!
  • A crustacean will crush you!
  • A lobster will eat a human roll. (laughs menacingly)
  • I will digest you in my stomach for a thousand years!
  • Bow before Zoidberg!
The Simpsons Game
Levels The Land of ChocolateBartman BeginsAround the World in 80 BitesLisa the Tree HuggerMob RulesEnter the CheatrixThe Day of the DolphinShadow of the Colossal DonutInvasion of the Yokel-SnatchersBargain BinNeverQuestGrand Theft ScratchyMedal of HomerBig Super Happy Fun Fun GameFive Characters in Search of an AuthorGame Over
Characters HomerBartLisaMargeMaggieEnemiesWhite Chocolate RabbitWill WrightMatt GroeningGodAbraham Simpson
Powers Homer BallHeli-HomerGumi-HomerBartmanHand of BuddhaMarge's Megaphone

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