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First Church of Lard Lad is a church located in Springfield - formerly the Lard Lad Donuts shop.


The church can be briefly seen as Kearney Zzyzwicz drives Maggie in his taxi. It is very similar to the original building; however, the mascot, Lard Lad, is wearing a white coat. A few white-coated can also be seen at the church.[1]