You Could Do Worse is a song sung by Moe, Marge, Lenny, Carl, Barney and Homer in the "There's No Business Like Moe Business" segment of "Treehouse of Horror XX". The music was written by Alf Clausen and the lyrics by Daniel Chun.
Lyrics[]
- Moe:
- My taste for romance
- Is kinda perverse.
- I can only make love
- In the back of a hearse.
- Plus I gotta be dressed
- As a Civil War nurse.
- And then when I'm finished,
- I'll go through your purse.
- But you could do worse.
- Marge:
- I could do worse.
- Homer:
- She couldn't possibly do worse!