This Old Clown is a song sung by Krusty the Clown and Lisa Simpson in the episode "Once Upon a Time in Springfield". It is set to the tune of the traditional children's song "This Old Man."
Lyrics[]
- Krusty:
- This old clown, tee-hee-hee,
- He's as happy as can be,
- 'Cuz I got a girlfriend under thirty-three!
- Nelson:
- I walked nineteen miles for this?
- Krusty:
- Can't you kids be glad for me?
- (Bart unplugs the television.)
- Lisa:
- It's still on in my head,
- It will be there till I'm dead.
- (Bart groans, Lisa hums the rest of the song.)