"You started off as the bad cop, but now you're the good one. You and Willie got mixed up about ten minutes ago."
"Hahahahaha! Now you're the good cop!"
"I can't let Dad see me playing hooky!"
"I can't let the boy see me skipping work!"
"Oh, my God! He is like some sort of... non-giving up... school guy."
Bart escapes the Principal on a ride from a truck.