"Oh, I hate having two heads."
“I wish for a turkey sandwich … on rye bread … with lettuce and mustard. And … and! I don't want any zombie turkey, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises. You got it?”
"Look at me, I'm Davy Crockett!!"
Despite the story in his nightmare having a happy ending, Bart wakes up screaming anyway (because of Homer kissing him).
"Well, Kang, It seems the earthlings won."
"Look everybody, my purse exploded!"
"Enslave humanity, will ya!?"
"Well we're still on for 346 consecutive hours..."
"Because of one little boy who..."
"...WON'T LET ME STOP!!!!!!"
"Now let's go to Sideshow Mel and see if he has those legal, over the counter wake up drugs of his!"
"Is there anything they won't do!?"
"What do you want me to do? I'm a baker now."
Mr. Burns is humming to the tune of "If I Had A Brain" while taking out Homer's Brain.
If you look in the upper-right corner, Agnes Skinner has a moustache
Lisa: "Thanks, Bart" Bart: "Less talk, more sleep."
Homer is used as a rugby.