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Baby stink breath

Baby Stink Breath, or the Baby So Fresh Tri-Patch System Commercial, is a jingle for an ad that Bart Simpson did when he was a baby in the episode "Barting Over". The music was written by Alf Clausen and the lyrics by Andrew Kreisberg. It is the thirteenth track on the album The Simpsons: Testify.

Lyrics[]

Old woman:
What a beautiful baby! (gasps) What horrible breath!
Singers:
He's the baby whose mouth
Smells like death.
Run for your life, it's Baby Stink Breath!
Baby Stink Breath:
(laughs)
(The scene cuts to Bart’s dismay over the commercial as he eats a Butterfinger. Then, it cuts back to the television.)
Old woman:
No more Baby Stink Breath.
Young woman:
Thanks to the Baby So Fresh Tri-Patch system. These soothing chemical patches alter your baby's DNA while leaving the RNA untouched.
Old woman:
Aww.
Baby Stink Breath:
(giggles)
Smoke baby head:
Not safe for babies under two.

Nelson Muntz:

Haw Haw, Baby stink breath!

(hits tree)

it is worth it.

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