Abe Simpson and Jasper Beardly when they were younger and the color wasn't "full color".
"Got any spare change, man?"
"Yes! And you ain't gettin' it!"
"The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side."
"That's a right triangle, you idiot!"
"...better keep the egg-head."
"Lisa, just because you're 10 feet tall doesn't mean you can tell me what to do."
Lisa with her piggy bank.
"The chair recognizes the little chick with the gleam of hope in her eyes."
"This piggy bank contains $15 I saved from my allowance."
"It isn't much, but I would like to help."
"Aw, just what I need to tip the skycaps."
"There's nothing here a little elbow grease won't fix! So let's roll up our sleeves..."
Grandpa falls asleep before he could finish his sentence.
"Now, I, uh, hesitate to bring this up, but a number of cities have rejuvenated their economies with, uh, legalized gambling."
"Once something has been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral."
Everyone cheers after Reverend Lovejoy's small speech.
"By building a casino, I could tighten my stranglehold on this dismal town!"
Everyone cheers after Mr. Burns' small speech.
Everyone cheers after Barney Gumble does his catchphrase.
"Actually, I think it might really help our economy."
"Very well then. Instead of fleeing this town, I'll stay here and grow fat off kickbacks and slush funds."
"This could be a whole new beginning for Springfield."
"Oh, I'll never forget my carefree boyhood days on this old boardwalk."
"Ah! Master Burns! I mean, carry on."
"Oh! Me leg's gone gimpy!"
"Who'll provide for me little ones?"
Mr. Burns laughing with Mayor Quimby.
Mr. Burns laughing in the shower.
Mr. Burns laughing while sleeping.
"What was I laughing at now?"
"Oh, yes. That crippled Irishman."
"Gentlemen, I give you Britannia!"
"Gambling with all the glitz and glamour of the British Isles."
"Freshen your drink, governor?"
"Okay. All right. Wait-- Now-- Now, dig this, man--"
"Wow. Oh, let me just get my head together."
"I'll need three ships and 50 stout men. We'll sail round the horn and return with spices and silk, the likes of which ye have never seen."
Mr. Burns' casino design is finally ready.
"Come on, lucky seven! Papa needs a new pair of spats. I want some of that sweet, sweet do-re-mi! Fat City, here I come!"
"Don't rush me! I have arthritis."
"Will the gentleman please roll the dice?"
"All right, all right, smart guy. Oh, for crying out loud, I dropped one."
"Legalized gambling is a bad idea."
"You can build a casino over my dead body."
"Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah."
"A baby on the table. That's good luck!"
"Whoa, Marge! You gotta watch out. Your little boy Bart could have been eaten by that pony!"
"Oh, my God! Barney, thank you. I would never have forgiven myself."
"Man, that's classic compulsive behavior."
"Hey, this guy's paying off!"
"Anybody here have herpes? Huh? Huh?"
"You people are the worst audience I've ever seen."
"Well, you're the worst comedian we've ever seen!"
"Oh, great! Well, we'll just sit here silently for the next 90 minutes."
"They're all covered with filthy germs! Aren't they, Smithers?"
"Marge, you waited for me!"
"Okay, Marge. Let's go. I'll catch up to you."
"Marge, I'm taking the car."
"This late? Through the bad neighborhood?"
"Go home! You're bad luck!"
"Maybe Mom just doesn't realize we miss her. We could go down to the casino and let her know."
"Bart, I don't want to alarm you, but there may be a bogeyman or bogeymen in the house!"
"No, Lisa. The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother!"
"I call him Gamblor! And it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!"
"Double stars! Everybody wins!"
"I don't want that unpredictable lunatic working in my casino."
"You broke a promise to your child."
"Homer, I didn't realize. I'm so sorry."