FaceStuffers is a restaurant in Springfield. It has no silverware, no plates, just mounds of Facestuff™ (ground beef, eggs, peppers, mushrooms, and cheese, smothered with tomato sauce) on wax paper. However, as this tasty, extremly hot concoction was never meant to be a finger food, many guests sneak in a spoon. To-go orders are given out in plastic mopping buckets.

It was later closed down after a health inspetor died.