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Mob Rules
Enter the Cheatrix
The Day of the Dolphin

Professor FrinkEdit

Held hostage by Donkey KongEdit

  • Glayvin! His paws are so simian!
  • Why can't you be an orangutan with their grips so gentle?

During the battle with Donkey KongEdit

  • Lisa, only you can defeat the ape!
  • The monkey is too far away, defeat his minions and he will return!
Lisa: Professor Frink! Are you home? We need to talk to you!
Bart: Yeah, we're sellin' band candy!
Lisa: No, we need to tell him the truth.
Bart: I am. I gotta move this stuff. Alien Invasion, or not.

Lisa SimpsonEdit

In certain parts of the levelEdit

  • Oh, those poor old video game characters!
  • It's that ape and it's lost its natural habitat!!
  • Did you know shafts are 56 degrees in summer and winter?
  • Ugh! It's all carnal and unnecessary!
  • This factory needs a muck raker!
  • Marketing people pollute the public sphere!
  • Oh marketing, so many broken promises...

Fighting enemies - Madden football playersEdit

  • Nerds rule! Jocks drool!
  • Somebody call Adbusters!
  • Oh, I didn't know Game Engine characters could attack!
  • Gee whiz, these football players are a bunch of louts!
  • Your communication's degree is a joke!
  • I don't think they're coming over to talk books!
  • George Will is right - football is too bureaucratic!
  • You have worst AI than a Frogger log!

Fighting enemies - Street FightersEdit

  • Just spend a little more time in the dojo!
  • Your videogame kung fu is no match for my superior fighting style!
  • You're not being very Zen!
  • All brawn and no brains!
  • Meditate on this!
  • Who is your sensei? Ms. Pacman?
  • Knock the polygons off of them!
  • Don't worry, Bart. I won't tell Mom.
  • Wow. That was some good exercise!
  • I cleaned up like a hoover!
  • I only beat you up for the greater good!

Bart SimpsonEdit

In certain parts of the levelEdit

  • I hope I get to meet Zelda. Zelda!
  • ...And to think some nerd built all of this...
  • I got to remember to steal a bunch of stuff here.
  • Think happy thoughts, Frink! The super team is on the way!
  • Don't let the ape scare you, Professor!
  • We're coming, Frinky!
  • It's either a really hairy guy or it's that ape!
  • (in the Blood Room) You know who would love this room? A vampire.
  • (in the Blood Room) You know, when the British say "bloody", it's an abbreviation for "by her honour".
  • I love blood but this is a lot of blood.
  • Whatever you do, don't trip.
  • If you brought all this equipment, you'd think games would be better.
  • Marketing guys are why video game magazines are so terrible!
  • Why do marketing people always show cutscenes in commercials?
  • Maybe marketing money should go to making better games!
  • I hope there's a princess up there, and not just stupid Frink.
  • Oh, I'm going to have to jump barrels, I knew it!

Fighting enemies - Madden football playersEdit

  • I hear your tight end is a wide receiver.
  • Why would a football player want to tackle someone?!
  • Back on the bus, Madden!
  • Here's an offensive tackle!
  • Here's a take; in the pocket. Touchdown!
  • Someone get me a better AI.
  • Hey it's the guys from Madden!
  • You're no Lynn Swann!
  • It's cool! They're only 5 times bigger than us!!
  • Tell Madden I'm coming for him!

Fighting enemies - Street FightersEdit

  • Attack, attack, attack, ATTACK!!
  • This ends here...
  • Fight power!
  • Hadouken!!
  • Game over! Not for me, for you!
  • Oh boy, I hope my health bar's ready for this!
  • Come back when you have better AI
  • Insert another coin to play again!
  • Knock the bits out of 'em, Lis!
  • I am so tearing your spine out!
  • I will beat you Shaolin style!
  • Your pixels are mine!

Sonic the HedgehogEdit

  • I used to be
  • Aw I can't spin anymore, my back!
  • I forget why I hate Eggman so much...
  • That Shadow version of me, nicest guy in the world...misunderstood...
  • Even I remember that the 90s were so great...

Koopa TroopaEdit

  • Did you ever meet Bowser? Terrible guy.


  • I am the best-a! I am not the best-a...
  • I look forward to be the brace of the dead-a...
  • I have not seen a mushroom for so long...

Madden Football PlayerEdit

  • I-Hate-Not-Playing-Football!
  • Football's about commitment!
  • This is for you, coach!
  • Come on football guys!
  • Tackle 'em!
  • Call the doctor, I'll kill him too!
  • It's tag show...I mean showtime!
  • I got evil skills yo!
  • I got levels, man!
  • When you come to the playground - expect to be murdered!
  • I want to smash your skull!
  • There are no winners, only survivors!
  • Defence! Defence!
  • Look! I'm covered in tape!
  • Go hard or go home!
  • Woof woof woof woof woof!!
  • My brain is full...OF RAAAGE!!
  • When you mess with the best, something BAD happens! Or something.

Street FighterEdit

  • Fighting is the father and success is the son!
  • A punch is a bowl full of rice to a starving man!
  • Admire my punching!
  • Fighting is my only way of communication!
  • All your Simpsons are belong to us!
  • Fighting is poetry and poetry is bad!
  • My master is a tiger with a people head!
  • I wish it might get worse than this!
  • Fighting time will commence!
  • I am not a pacifist like Dalsim.
  • A punch is the hand's kick!
  • A thousand miles begin with a single punch!
  • I will bring respect to the EA corporation.
  • A-bom-shabai!
  • Prepare for the thousand handslap!
  • You disrespect your ancestors?!
  • "Finish Him"? Okay, I will!

EA Marketing ExecutiveEdit

  • Never eat food!
  • The concept for utopia is indistinguishable from its reality.
  • You can do anything...but you won't.
  • Take intensity to the extreme!
  • Be sure to purchase lots of sports crap!
  • Time to get our game on!
  • Let's do this thing!
  • Take extremity to the beyond...EXTREME!
  • Create your own reality!

The Simpsons Game
Levels The Land of ChocolateBartman BeginsAround the World in 80 BitesLisa the Tree HuggerMob RulesEnter the CheatrixThe Day of the DolphinShadow of the Colossal DonutInvasion of the Yokel-SnatchersBargain BinNeverQuestGrand Theft ScratchyMedal of HomerBig Super Happy Fun Fun GameFive Characters in Search of an AuthorGame Over
Characters HomerBartLisaMargeMaggieEnemiesWhite Chocolate RabbitWill WrightMatt GroeningGodAbraham Simpson
Powers Homer BallHeli-HomerGumi-HomerBartmanHand of BuddhaMarge's Megaphone

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