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Elementary School Musical
Loan-a Lisa
Homer: It's 4 am, you kids should have been in bed a half hour ago.
Lisa: We're watching the Nobel Prize announcement lives from Stockholm.
Homer: Ooh, the Nobies.

Lisa: Quiet. It's time for the noblest Nobel Prize of all.. the Peace Prize.
Homer: I would kill for that!

Lea Michele: I... I love the elegant pearls you wear.
Cory Monteith: And the starfish shape that constitutes your hair.
Amber Riley: You'll... be staying in cabin twelve.
Cory Monteith: And we hope that you'll be very happy there.
Other kids: You're going to like arts camp, Lisa.
Lisa: Arts, arts, arts and education.

Lea Michele: Goodbye, Lisa! I'll miss you a lot, then a little, then not too much!

Lisa: What kind of artists are you?
Jemaine Clement: Sandwich artists.

Bret McKenzie: In a way I think we learned more from her than she learned from us.
Jemaine Clement: Well obviously. Because we taught her nothing.

Bret McKenzie: She can't hear us. We're stage whispering.
Lisa: I can hear you.
Jermaine Clement: No you can't!

Marge: I don't wanna get stuck behind the joggers from the fat camp.

Krusty: Where's the closest place I can score some victory weed?
Judge: That would be the courthouse cafeteria.

Lisa: One night we spoke only in lines from famous poems.
Grampa: Because I could not stop for death, he kindly stopped for me.
Lisa: Emily Dickson.
Grampa: No, I was just describing my day.

Otto: What's the matter Lisa, you're normally the first one off this death trap?
Lisa: The combination of me leaving arts camp and you driving on and off the shoulder has made me a little ill.
Otto: I guess I shouldn't be playing this driving game while driving.

Mr. Largo: Lisa, please stick to the illegally-Xeroxed sheet music.

Homer: Can my son come too? He knows what to do when I swallow my tongue.

Krusty: The arctic circle, or as I long to call it, my wife's side of the bed. For the purposes of that joke I'm married.

Krusty: Look, I'm really sorry about all the things I've been charged with, as well as all the stuff you don't know about yet.


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