The Editor of Everyman is the unnamed editor of Everyman.


She is in charge of editing the film Everyman. Homer Simpson, who was hired to portray the titular character, becomes fit in order to play the role, but however, he gains a lot of weight at the last minute and is too fat. She attempted to edit him in order for them to finish the film. This, however, fails as most people at the screening can tell the differences in some shots. Moe and Carl are setting behind her and question why she did not do anything. She claims that she tried to show the director the polo-roads, but they would not work.


She claims she is just trying to get back into the business after she had her kids.