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New Year's Day
Bart Simpson: I don't even wanna smell sparkling apple juice again.
Lisa Simpson: Aw, poor baby. Come on, Bart. Afraid of a little apple juice?
Bart Simpson: Pig in a blanket!
Lisa Simpson: Dad's underwear!
Bart Simpson: Aunt Selma's leg!
Selma Bouvier: I hate new year's eve. I can't believe I made out with Ryan Seacrest on the TV screen.
Bart Simpson: Let's just take it easy. We all make mistakes on new year's eve. There's only one upsideout for today.
Homer Simpson: Come on, just one more drink Marge.
Bart & Lisa Simpson: Happy new year!
Homer Simpson: D'oh!
Marge Simpson: Everyone, shush!
Lisa Simpson: Why are you hangover? I didn't see you drink last night.
Marge Simpson: I didn't. I got second hand wasted from smooching your father. So not a peep out of anyone tell the fiesta ball.
Bart Simpson: That's not for five hours!
Marge Simpson: I know when the freakin' fiesta ball is!
Homer Simpson: Really, relax. Let's just watch some TV.
Guy in the TV: New year's eve might be over in America. But we're still rockin' hard in Samoa. Then here comes the blue angel bringing the shrilling wha-wha birds.
Clancy Wiggum: Well, well. Simpson, You've commited Springfield's first crime of the new year. Write 'em up Lou.
Homer Simpson: Huh? What did I do?
Clancy Wiggum: Failed to separate your bottles and newspapers.
Homer Simpson: Fifty bucks? It was just covered two public nudities and a poop in the park.