The Diz-Nee Historical Park is a historical park in Fort Springfield in Springfield. Their slogan is "Sorry, but there's profit to be had."


Bart's class were going on a field trip to watch the reenactment of the Civil War, but after realizing it was not free anymore, they had to look though the fence. However, one of the employees noticed Bart's head and the pretend soldiers ran towards the students. Otto started the bus and told the children to hop on. Most of them did so, but Üter Zörker was too slow and the employees caught him.