The title of this article is a conjectural. Though the topic is found within The Simpsons universe, a proper name is not available.
The Dimoxinil Actor an actor for Dimoxinil. He advertises the product by strolling down a beach and talking about how he thought losing his hair was the end of the world, before scientists made a miracle breakthrough and made Dimoxinil.
"The odds are Dimoxinil could help me grow as much, or as little hair as I want to."