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Barney: When I think back to all the time I wasted at Moe's...
Homer: Wasted!? What about our staring contests? And the way we always knew what football coaches should have done? Remember the time we jumped that census guy and stole his clicker?"

Cletus: Looky here! Cardy-board tubes!
Brandine: Now we can have indoor plumbing, just like they's got at the womens' lockup.
Cletus: They spoilt you, Brandine. Sometimes I don't even know who you are anymore.

(Homer and Bart look through the trash)
Homer: This muscle shirt is a pretty good find.
Bart: Dad, that's a sports bra.
Homer: All I know is, I'm finally getting the support I need.

Lisa: Oh, we'll never get a good picture.
Bart: Hey, let's dump spaghetti on Maggie's head.
Lisa: That picture's a cliche.
Bart: Picture?


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