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The Joy of Sect
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The Last Temptation of Krust
(While in the Simpsons' living room, the family are watching this great film...)
God: Noah! They shalt builts thyself an ark, measuring 300 cubits in length!
Troy McClure: (writing on a stone tablet) 300 cubits... give or take.
God: Exactly 300! And thou shalt taketh two of every creature!
Troy McClure: (writing it down) Two creatures.
God: Two of EVERY creature!
Troy McClure: Even stink beetles?
God: ESPECIALLY stink beetles!

Bart: Woah, cool, God is so in your face!
Homer: Yeah, he's my favorite fictional character.

Marge: Oh, it's so late! You kids have to go to bed!
Bart: But the flood is only knee-high! At least let us watch it 'til the midgets drown!

Bart: Food patrol, we're all starved! Let's see what you've got.
Lisa: (holds up three berries)
Bart: That's it? What happened to all the lobsters, mangoes and chewy chewy cocoa beans?
Lisa: All we found were these oozing berries and they look pretty poisonous. (squishes a purple berry)
Ralph: I eated the purple berries...oh (clutches stomach), oh (bends down), aah! (falls over)
Bart: How are they Ralph...good?
Ralph: They taste like (pause) burning.
Bart: Okay, food patrol blew it.
Milhouse: Yeah? Well, your treehouse looks kind of crummy. Kind of really crummy. (gestures to a crudely made treehouse out of twigs.)
Bart: Well, when monsoon season comes, you'll be glad it's there.
(The treehouse collapses)
Bart: Oh, no food, no shelter, no monkey butlers. This island is a death hole. We should have just swam for it like Otto.
(Meanwhile out in the open ocean, Otto is near exhaustion from all the swimming)
Otto: Well, I'm done for. At least I'll leave a beautiful corpse. (sinks beneath water, but is then raised by being caught in a fishing net where he is deposited onto a Chinese-flagged fishing trawler with hundreds of fish)
Otto: Oh, ho! Thank the Good Dude, I'm saved! And we can go back for the kids too!
Fisherman #1: {speaking Cantonese} Do we need another slave laborer in the cannery?
Fisherman #2: {speaking Cantonese} You can never have too many slave laborers.
Otto: I think I am going to like it on this boat!

Sherri: This is all Lisa's fault! She had the idea of that stupid UN club!
Lisa: Hey, Martin stood for the motion. It's entirely his fault!
Nelson: People, people, let's not blame each other. We all know this is Milhouse's fault!

Sherri: I'm so hungry I could eat at Arby's!
Lisa, Nelson, Terri: Oh my gosh!
Nelson: That is hungry.
Lisa: Really hungry!

Principal Skinner: Order! Do you kids want to be like the real UN? Or do you just want to squabble and waste time?

Ned: Maude and I sell religious foot rugs over the internet.
Homer: Internet, eh?
Ned: Yes indeedy, making some good scratch too.
Homer: Scratch, eh?
Ned: Yep!
Homer: Maude, eh?

Homer: (to Bill Gates) Hey, you don't look so rich.
Bill Gates: Don't let the haircut fool you, I'm exceedingly wealthy.

Lisa(licking the slime off of the rock) Savages.

Narrator: So the children learned how to function as a society, and eventually they were rescued by, oh, let's say... Moe.

Nelson: Kill the dorks!
Lewis: Bash their butts!
Sherri: Kick their shins!
Nelson, Martin, Lewis, Wendell, Ralph, Sherri, Terri: Kill the dorks! Bash their butts!
Lisa: Run a-way!

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