Cultural Things Experience is a song sung by Lisa and Cletus's children in the episode Yokel Chords. The song is a parody of the song "My Favorite Things" from the musical The Sound of Music (the set up also echoes "Portobello Road" from Bedknobs & Broomsticks). The music was written by Alf Clausen and the lyrics by Michael Price. It is part of the thirty-seventh track on the album The Simpsons: Testify.
Lyrics[]
- Kid:
- These colorful bumps is funny.
- Lisa:
- And guess what? Ben and Ken the Street Magic Men are only the beginning. The city is a treasure trove of culture and multiculture.
- Mistos and lattes and grandes and ventis
- Browsing at bookstores with fat cognoscenti.
- Comic Book Guy:
- Books about Dali, Degas, and Miro,
- Those are the folks that you yokels should know.
- Lisa:
- Pretentious laughs at Bunuel retrospectives
- Outsider art made by mental defectives.
- Kid #1:
- Enjoying opry that ain't grand or ole.
- Kid #2:
- Comparing Jim Carrey to Dario Fo!
- Lisa:
- Your minds are opening! Take it home!
- Man:
- Eating tapas
- Boy:
- Freestyle rap-as.
- Lisa:
- Mrs. Skinner is Mame.
- Agnes Skinner:
- I'll charm the husk right off of your corn!
- Lisa and Kids:
- We finally experienced cultural things
- And now they don't seem
- So lame!
- Krusty:
- What a number! You kids got talent! And I should know, I used to have it.