| Cornelius Talmadge|
|First Appearance||The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons|
|Voiced By||Hank Azaria|
Cornelius Talmadge is a resident of the Springfield Retirement Castle. His family had brought him to the Retirement Castle on November 10, 1997, but he broke free and went on a bender. He returned on November 16, 1997, when Homer Simpson had been disguised as Talmadge while Apu pretended to be married to Marge.