Cookie Kwan
Gender
Hair	Black
Age	26
Occupation	Burlesque dancer Realtor
Relatives	Son: Unnamed (Father is Joe Quimby)
First Appearance	"Bart After Dark"
Voiced By	Tress MacNeille

“Stay off the west side!”

―Cookie^[src]

Cookie Kwan is a go-getter in the imploding Springfield real-estate industry, the "number one on the west side". She is of Asian heritage and has a stereotypical Asian accent.

BiographyEdit

She is very aggressive toward anyone whom she deems a threat to her business, as she once warned Marge to "stay off the West Side!" and said to Gil, "Were you talking about the West Side?" He responds, "No, Cookie, I swear! I'm-I'm scared of you!"^[1]

Both Cookie and Lindsey Naegle often look for a man. She once offered to have Homer move to her house.^[2] She once had a relationship with Mayor Quimby and they had a son, but Quimby gave him to one of his bodyguards, so she was one of the 37 women filing paternity suits against Quimby.^[3]

Cookie went to Camp Land-A-Man with Marge, Helen Lovejoy, Luann Van Houten, Patty and Selma when she was a child. Marge had arranged a date with Homer, but he didn't appear, so Marge went out of the camp. Cookie told everyone at the camp about it and that Marge was pregnant.^[4]

She rented Homer the apartment he stayed in in Waverly Hills.^[5]

She also appears to be one of Marge's friends.

Trivia Edit

• Cookie has a Facebook account and appears to be friends with Mark Zuckerberg.
• She is an insectivorian.

Appearances Edit

• Episode – "Bart After Dark"
• Episode – "Realty Bites"
• Episode – "She of Little Faith" (Ad seen in church)
• Episode – "Large Marge"
• Episode – "Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington"
• Episode – "'Tis the Fifteenth Season"
• Episode – "The Way We Weren't"
• Episode – "She Used to Be My Girl" (flashback)
• Episode – "Take My Life, Please"
• Episode – "Wedding for Disaster"
• Episode – "Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh"
• Episode – "The Bob Next Door"
• Episode – "Loan-a Lisa" (mention)
• Episode – "Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh"
• Episode – "How the Test Was Won"
• Episode – "Chief of Hearts"
• Episode – "Homer Scissorhands"
• Episode – "At Long Last Leave"

References Edit

1. ↑ Realty Bites
2. ↑ Large Marge
3. ↑ She Used to Be My Girl
4. ↑ The Way We Weren't
5. ↑ Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh