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|Occupation||Rancher at the Lazy I Ranch|
|First Appearance||"Dude, Where's My Ranch?"|
|Voiced By||Karl Wiedergott|
Cookie was the rancher that The Simpsons met at the Lazy I Ranch. He died when the Simpsons were leaving the Ranch. Marge commented, "You're telling Me!" She then pointed to his grave stone. In The Simpsons: One Step Beyond Forever it is shown yet again that he died in the dedication section of the book rather than Snowball's regular dedication.
Cookie was a good friend to Simpsons. He invited them to dinner and lived with them. At one point Lisa cried to her cabin, and went in bed to see Bart there. When she went on the one above her, Cookie was there. Cookie was also seen shooting a chicken. He has tied it to a stump and pointed the gun at it, commenting, "Free range my ass!"