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Nurse: We're out of English forms. You'll have to fill in a Norwegian one.
: Oh! I can't read this sloopy-blooby writing!
: Why you little! I'll kill you! (Runs into a Report Child Abuse Sign)
Homer : That's it-- we'll build a fence.
Mayor Quimby CROWD: (chanting) Fence! Fence! Fence! Fence!
: Eh maybe you're right. I do have a history of going up on roofs and waking up in hospitals.
Marge: Homie, I don't think we should build a fence. Haven't we always taught the children to make friends with those who are a little different?
Maggie (Marge gasps)
Maggie: Ja! Ja!
Marge: Maggie's first words are Odgenvillese!
Homer: Now you see Marge. Now you see why we must build that fence!
Marge: Build it Homie! Make it as tall as the sky and deeper than Hell!
Maggie: Ja! Ja!
Homer: Men, our negative energy has been harnessed to help keep Springfield's borders secure from Ogdenvillians. But first, our group needs a name that evokes America's proud history of citizens rising up to defend our way of life.
: The Klan?
Cletus Homer: Well, there are no bad ideas, but let's keep trying.
Cletus: The Nazis?
Homer: Okay, you stop trying.
Homer: I share your xylophobia!
: No, Dad, you mean "xenophobia". Xylophobia would be the fear of xylophones.
Lisa Homer: I *am* afraid of xylophones. It's the music you hear when skeletons are dancing!
: It turns out the Krustyburger is the most unhealthy fast food item ever.
Ron Rabinowitz : Even worse than the Double Krustyburger?
Krusty the Clown : Somehow yes.
Homer: (eating a Mother Nature Burger) I'm saving the planet! Where's my Nobel Prize?
: Minnesota Vikings apparel? This is Tennessee Titans territory!
Marge: Look, Maggie. We have a nanny, just like Joe Piscopo and Ethan Hawke left their wives for.
Marge: You lost your job?
Homer: It's not my fault! Those barleyjacks filled me up with their liqueurs and liquors, but mostly the liqueurs.
: So. you're guaranteeing it's safe to eat Ogdenville barley once more?
Kent Brockman Ogdenville farmer: Well, where there's barley, there's rats, you know? Now, when will you be starting the interview?
Kent Brockman: That just went out live.
Ogdenville farmer: Well, then we're screwed.
Superintendent : Chalmers (weakly) Skinner! If I die, I want you to take over...
: Principal Skinner (pleasantly surprised) Really?
Superintendent Chalmers: ...the search committee for a new superintendent.
Principal Skinner: (shakes head dejectedly) Mmm...
Superintendent Chalmers: Just hold my head and say soothing things. (lies down with head on Principal Skinner's leg)
Principal Skinner: Third grade math scores are holding steady. (rubs Superintendent Chalmers' head)
Superintendent Chalmers: (contentedly) Aah, yes.
: Dad, are you sure you can put in these new rain gutters all by yourself?
Bart Homer: Yeah, maybe you're right. I do have a bad history of going up on roofs and waking up in hospitals.
Bart: Mom says I can have ice cream for breakfast. Oh, she's still here. Mom, can I have ice cream for breakfast?
Marge: No way, mister! It's just chocolate chip pancakes and syrup for you.