Chubby Dude in a Tiny Car is a song sung by Homer, Lenny, Carl and Barney during the episode To Courier with Love. It shows Homer driving his little Morgan Through Springfield.
Later in the episode, Chief Wiggum also sings a version of the song as he drives the "impounded" vehicle through Springfield.
- Homer: Chubby dude in a tiny car
- Making friends both near and far.
- In this little town he's a shooting star!
- That's a chubby dude in a tiny car!
- Homer, Lenny and Carl: From Shelbyville to Zanzibar
- It doesn't matter where you are.
- Barney: There's not a thing that can com-par!
- Homer, Lenny and Carl: To a chubby dude in a tiny car!
Chief Wiggum's version
- Chief Wiggum: Chubby cop in a tiny car
- Going to the nearest cop bar