Christmas Convoy (parody) is (naturally) a parody of "Christmas Convoy" played in Homer's radio in "'Tis the Fifteenth Season".


Singer:  Star shone bright, that silent night, Ninety miles out of manger town. All them gold and myrrh and frankincense, Three kings put the hammer down!

Chorus:  'Cause we've got a Christmas Convoy, Ain't she a beautiful thing? We've gotta roll this truckin' convoy, To see the newborn king. Convoy!

Singer:  Ten-four, King of the Jews!