- “Today, sir, why it's Christmas Day.”
- ―Christmas Boy
Christmas Boy is a one-time character who briefly appears in Burns' Heir.
Bart is trashing Burns Manor after a harsh rejection for Charles Montgomery Burns' heir. While doing this, Mr. Burns admires Bart's violence and calls to him asking what day it is. We then see the Christmas Boy who replies that it is Christmas. Mr. Burns then tells him he was not speaking to him, which causes him to walk away.