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I'm Goin' to Praiseland
Children of a Lesser Clod
Simpsons Tall Tales
Julius Hibbert: Homer, I'm afraid you've torn out your Anterior Cruciate Ligament.
Homer Simpson: Did you say ANterior?
Julius Hibbert: Yes
Homer Simpson: (Scream of pain)

Groundskeeper Willie: Willie tickles the twine fer two! Oi! Oi!

Rod Flanders: Can Mr. Simpson watch us everyday?
Ned Flanders: (chuckles) Oh, Roddy, he's not running a daycare center.
Homer: Don't tell me what I'm not doing.
Ned Flanders: So you are running a daycare center?
Homer: Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't ya?
Ned Flanders: Why, I sure would. It would give the boys a place to go after school.
Homer: Then I'll do it. Just to see the look on your face.
(Ned smiles)
Homer: That's the one.

Arnie Pye: (describing Homer's actions) He's jumping out of the car, Kent! He's trying to climb over the fence. Now he's realizing he's too fat. He's digging a hole like a dog. Now he's given up on that, and he's running back and forth. He's climbing into a pipe, and he seems to be stuck. His legs are dangling in a comical fashion. Oh, it's the saddest thing I've ever seen!
Kent Brockman: Arnie, Arnie, how are the children?
Arnie Pye: (sarcastic) I can't see through metal, Kent
Chief Wiggum: Alright Fattie out of the pipe!

Homer Simpson: (seeing everyone take their kids out of his day care center when they find out his true colors) No! No one is taking my kids from me! (jumps off stage and runs away with the kids) Run children run!
(Chief Wiggum and a mob of parents run after him calling out)
Cletus: Come back here with my youngies!

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