American History X-cellent
Chief of Hearts
The Squirt and the Whale
(Homer is in hospital.)
Homer: Don't worry, Sarah. Clancy was there for me. I'll be there for him.
Homer: Don't die on me, Clancy. You said our friendship was so special. Were is so special, wake up you fat sack of...

(Bart go to group of boys During Dylan's birthday.)
Boy 1: You don't know battle ball
Boy 2: is A Japanese Card game, based on the cartoon, based on ancient religion, based on candy bar"
Boy 3: is Look Digimon look like Pokémon.
Bart: What! Impossible!

(Wiggum is shot by Snake)
Homer: (Gasps in horror)
Chief Wiggum: Ah, don't worry, Homer, that's what bullet-proof vests are for.
(Sees that his vest is hung up in his car, meaning he isn't wearing it)
Chief Wiggum: Uugggnnkhhh... (Passes out)

(Marge has found she actually likes Battle Ball)
Marge: Hey, that's actually rather neat. (Picks up ball-robot and palms it)
(A moment later, Bart is flushing Battle Ball down the toilet)
Bart: It can't be cool if Mom likes them! (Toilet begins to overflow) Come on toilet, if you can handle Dad, then you can handle this!

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