Chief of Hearts/Quotes
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- (Homer is in hospital.)
- Homer: "Don't worry, Sarah. Clancy was there for me. I'll be there for him."
- Homer: "Don't die on me, Clancy. You said our friendship was so special. Were is so special, wake up you fat sack of..."
- (Bart go to group of boys During Dylan's birthday.)
- Boy 1: "You don't know battle ball"
- Boy 2: "is A Japanese Card game, based on the cartoon, based on ancient religion, based on candy bar"
- Boy 3: "is Look Digimon look like Pokémon."
- Bart: "What! Impossible!"
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- (Wiggum is shot by Snake)
- Homer: (Gasps in horror)
- Chief Wiggum: Ah, don't worry, Homer, that's what bullet-proof vests are for.
- (Sees that his vest is hung up in his car, meaning he isn't wearing it)
- Chief Wiggum: Uugggnnkhhh... (Passes out)
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- (Marge has found she actually likes Battle Ball)
- Marge: Hey, that's actually rather neat. (Picks up ball-robot and palms it)
- (A moment later, Bart is flushing Battle Ball down the toilet)
- Bart: It can't be cool if Mom likes it! (Toilet begins to overflow) Come on toilet, if you can handle Dad, then you can handle this!