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The Chicagoan man is an unnamed man from Chicago.
When Lady Gaga finally discovered him, he told her that he just wanted his life back. Lady Gaga shouted "No negativity!" to him, to which the man replied, "Oh, you're right. I'm missing a terrible winter!" A tree bough then hit him in the face.