Canyonero
From Wikisimpsons
| name | Canyonero |
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| Owner | Marge, Homer, Krusty |
| Maker | {{{maker}}} |
| Use | 4X4 |
| First Appearance | The Last Temptation of Krust |
The Canyonero is the trademark Sport Utility Vehicle (SUV) in The Simpsons. It was endorsed by Krusty the Clown when it first appeared in "The Last Temptation of Krust. It is a large, red SUV and was introduced just as the SUV craze began to hit the United States. The design is basically a parody of the large SUV and the style of "I own an SUV, therefore, I own the road" driving. The theme song helps to demonstrate this. Homer buys a red Canyonero in Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers", realising he bought the F-series. He refuses to drive it, not wanting to be seen as a homosexual, and Marge takes over the car, falling into a state of road rage.
[edit] Theme Song
Can you name the truck with four wheel drive,
Smells like a steak, and seats thirty five?
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down
It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Hey, hey!
Twelve yards long, two lanes wide,
Sixty five tons of American pride!
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Top of the line in utility sports,
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!
Canyonero! Canyonero!
She blinds everybody with her super high beams
She's a squirrel-squashin', deer-smackin' drivin' machine
Canyonero! Canyonero! Canyonero!
Whoa, Canyonero! Whoooooaaaa!
(I found a copy but it's not the original part of episode(nothing is perfect)anyways here you have!)
[edit] Appearances
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| Honor Roller | "The Homer" | Canyonero | Orange Station Wagon | Pink Sedan | Shorts Car | School Bus | Lil' Bandit | Electaurus | Duff Truck | Surveillance Van | Curator | Dr. Frink's Hover Car | Springfield Monorail | |||
