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Bart's Karate Lesson is the eighth Simpsons Butterfinger commercial.
Plot[]
Akira tries to take Bart's Butterfinger, but Bart stops him by using his karate skills.
Transcript[]
- Akira: Hiya, [Bart takes out his Butterfinger] Ah, now little spike headed one.
- Bart: Uh oh.
- Akira: First lesson.
- [throws Bart over the wall]
- Bart: Aaaahhhh, oof. Oh, man.
- Akira: Lesson number two.
- [picks up Bart, spinning him, throws him on the ground, and his Butterfinger falls out]
- Akira: Ah, now we take Butterfinger break.
- Bart: Hiya [Bart trips Akira on the ground to get back his Butterfinger]
- [Cuts to a short Butterfinger sequence]
- Announcer: Crispy, crunchy, peanut buttery Butterfinger.
- [Cuts back to the commercial]
- Bart Lesson number three, [Bart takes a bite of his Butterfinger] nobody better lay a finger on my Butterfinger.
- [The screen shows a box of Butterfinger Ice-Cream Nuggets.]
- Narrator: And try new Butterfinger Ice-Cream Nuggets.
- [Cut to Bart and Milhouse in the kitchen. Bart is eating Ice-Cream Nuggets.]
- Milhouse: I'll be your best friend?
- Bart: You already are. [eats Ice-Cream Nugget]
Another version[]
There's another version of this commercial without the "Best Friend" segment featuring the Ice Cream Nuggets in the end. Instead, it features extended footage of Akira's fight with Milhouse in the beginning.
Transcript[]
- Akira: Hiya, [takes on Milhouse as Bart takes out his Butterfinger] Ah, now little spike headed one.
- Bart: Uh oh.
- Akira: First lesson.
- [throws Bart over the wall]
- Bart: Aaaahhhh, oof, oh man.
- Akira: Lesson number two.
- [picks up Bart, spinning him, throws him on the ground, and his Butterfinger falls out]
- Akira: Ah, now we take Butterfinger break.
- Bart: Hiya [Bart trips Akira on the ground to get back his Butterfinger]
- [Cuts to a short Butterfinger sequence]
- Announcer: Get a crispity, crunchity peanut buttery burst in every bite of Butterfinger!
- [Cuts back to the commercial]
- Bart Lesson number three, [Bart takes a bite of his Butterfinger] nobody better lay a finger on my Butterfinger.