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German owners are attempting rapport with plant employees

Horst: Good morning. I am Horst. My superiors have selected me to speak to you because they believe I am the friendliest looking. Perhaps I remind you of the lovable Sergeant Schultz from Hogan's Heroes.

Plant employees mutter amongst themselves in agreement

Horst: First, we need to deal with substance abuse. Are there any alcoholics here?

Man #1: Me.

Man #2: Me too. In fact, I am drunk at this moment.

Horst: Very well. You will be on convalescent leave for six weeks at an detoxification center in Hawaii, and will then return with back pay.

Homer{talking to himself}: Doh! Lucky drunks!

Radioactive waste drips into a bucket

Horst: We would like to have a talk with your safety inspector.

Homer: Sock it to him, Horst!

Homer lacks the situational awareness to see he wears a nameplate that says "Homer Simpson, Safety Inspector"

Carl: Hey Homer, are you not the safety inspector?

Homer: D'oh!

Last lines of episode. Mr. Burns has reclaimed ownership of the SNPP, but still has yet to clean up toys from his office, which the Germans had converted into a nursery. He brandishes a letter opener.

Montgomery Burns: Who was that man who insulted me in the blue-collar bar?

Waylon Smithers: Homer Simpson, sir. He was laid off under the German ownership.

Montgomery Burns: Simpson, eh? As for him, many years will pass, where he will remain unaware the Sword of Damocles is dangling over him. And when he least expects it...

Mr. Burns uses letter opener to stab a toy pig, which makes a squeal

Simpson residence. Homer is on the phone while entire family listens in

Homer: WOO HOO! I got my job back!

Moe: (Answering a prank call from Bart) Bea O'Problem? Come on, guys. Do I have as B.O. Problem here?

Barney: You sure do!

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