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Flaming Moe's
Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk
I Married Marge
German owners are attempting rapport with plant employees
Horst: Guten morgen. I am Horst. The new owners have elected me to speak with you because I am the most non-threatening. Perhaps I remind you of the lovable Sergeant Schultz on Hogan's Heroes.
Plant employees mutter amongst themselves in agreement
Horst: First, we need to deal with substance abuse. Are there any alcoholics here?
Man #1: Me.
Man #2: Me too. In fact, I am drunk at this moment.
Horst: Very well. You will be on convalescent leave for six weeks at a detoxification center in Hawaii, and will then return with back pay.
Homer: (talking to himself) D'oh! Lucky drunks!
Radioactive waste drips into a bucket
Horst: We would like to have a talk with your safety inspector.
Homer: Sock it to him, Horst!
Homer lacks the situational awareness to see that he wears a nameplate that says "Homer Simpson, Safety Inspector"
Carl: Hey, Homer, are you not the safety inspector?
Homer: D'oh!

Moe: (Answering a prank call from Bart) Moe's Tavern. Moe speaking.
Bart: Uh, yes. I'm looking for a Mrs. O'Problem, first name Bea.
Moe: Uh, yeah. Just a minute. I'll check. Uh, Bea O'Problem? Bea O'Problem! Come on, guys. Do I have a B.O. Problem here?
Barney: You sure do! (laughter)

Horst: We understand Homer, after all we are from the land of chocolate.

Moe: Hey, would you sing that old song you used to sing for me??
Bart: Moe, for you anything.

Bart: Hey Mr. Burns,did you get that letter I sent you?
Montgomery Burns: Letter? I don't recall any letter?
Bart: That's because I forgot to stamp it!
Bart stomps on Mr. Burns' foot.

Last lines of episode. Mr. Burns has reclaimed ownership of the SNPP, but still has yet to clean up toys from his office, which the Germans had converted into a nursery. He brandishes a letter opener.
Montgomery Burns: Rehire that chap who sassed me in the bar.
Waylon Smithers: Homer Simpson, but why?
Montgomery Burns: Simpson, eh? As for him, many years will pass, where he will remain unaware the Sword of Damocles is dangling just above his head and when he least expects it...
Mr. Burns uses letter opener to stab a toy pig, which squeals.
Simpson residence. Homer is on the phone while entire family listens in
Homer: WOO HOO! I got my job back!

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