Bunk with Me Tonight is a song performed by Lurleen Lumpkin (Beverly D'Angelo) in the episode "Colonel Homer." It was heard again when Lurleen sang it to Kermit in "Papa Don't Leech."
- In this trailer, I get so cold and lonely,
- Lyin' there awake at night, mutterin' "If only
- You weren't married so I might
- Ask you to bunk with me tonight."
- Bunk with me tonight,
- Oh, bunk with me tonight.
- I'm askin', will you bunk with me tonight?
- Oh, that's hot. There wouldn't be a man alive who wouldn't be turned on by that. Well, goodbye.