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Old Yeller-Belly
Brake My Wife, Please
The Bart of War
Judge Harm: Mr. Simpson, give me your license.

Homer: (to Marge) Calm down, Stresserella!

Homer: And now to all my dear friends I say, get the hell out of my yard.

Homer: Maybe I should keep walking instead of going into a dark, dreary bar.
Moe: Get in here, Boozy. You're late for your drunkening.
Homer: No. From now on walking will be my alcohol and feeling good will be my hangover. 

Homer: If Marge isn't happy, I'm not happy. And if I'm not happy, Moe's very happy. But for once, this isn't about Moe.

Homer: (after crashing his car in the water) Save me, Chaka Khan, Chaka Khan!

Homer: (after being rescued) Oh, I'll never mock the Coast Guard again. You Navy rejects are all right.

Moe: You want to know how to make a peach crumble? Kick it in the groin.

Carl: I can whip up my famous poulet au vin avec champignons a la Carl Mwah!
Homer: You can bring a bag of ice.


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Treehouse of Horror XIIIHow I Spent My Strummer VacationBart vs. Lisa vs. the Third GradeLarge MargeHelter ShelterThe Great Louse DetectiveSpecial EdnaThe Dad Who Knew Too LittleThe Strong Arms of the MaPray AnythingBarting OverI'm Spelling as Fast as I CanA Star Is Born-AgainMr. Spritz Goes to WashingtonC.E. D'oh'Scuse Me While I Miss the SkyThree Gays of the CondoDude, Where's My Ranch?Old Yeller-BellyBrake My Wife, PleaseThe Bart of WarMoe Baby Blues

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