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Three Men and a Comic Book
Blood Feud
Stark Raving Dad
Commemoration of the SNPP billboard
Mayor Quimby: Chief Wiggum, Archbishop McGee, distinguished guests, I am pleased to dedicate this emergency warning system. In the off-chance of a nuclear disaster, this sign will tell you, the good citizens of Springfield what to do.
Warning sign: [RELAX. EVERYTHING IS FINE.]
Strong applause
Warning sign: [MINOR RADIATION LEAK. ROLL UP WINDOWS.]
Moderate applause
Warning sign: [MELTDOWN. FLEE CITY.]
Weak applause
Warning sign: [CORE EXPLOSION. REPENT SINS.]
Audience is in stunned silence over gravity of such a warning; all except for Carl, Homer, and Lenny, who are snickering because they think that warning sign is ridiculous
Homer: Joke's on them. If the core explodes, there won't be any power to light that sign!

Mr. Burns: Who are you?
Homer's Brain: Don't tell him. Give him a fake name.
Homer: Homer Simpson
Homer's Brain: D'oh!

Homer: Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.
Postal Worker: Okay, Mr. Burns. What's your first name?
Homer: I don't know.
Outside post office sitting on steps
Homer: Great plan, Bart!

Homer: I'll show you mad in the morning! (chokes Bart)
Marge: Homer, you encouraged him. You should be strangling yourself!
Homer: She's right. (strangles himself)


Season 1 Season 2 Quotes Season 3
Bart Gets an "F"Simpson and DelilahTreehouse of Horror (aka "The Simpsons Halloween Special") • Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every FishDancin' HomerDead Putting SocietyBart vs. ThanksgivingBart the DaredevilItchy & Scratchy & MargeBart Gets Hit by a CarOne Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue FishThe Way We WasHomer vs. Lisa and the 8th CommandmentPrincipal CharmingOh Brother, Where Art Thou?Bart's Dog Gets an FOld MoneyBrush with GreatnessLisa's SubstituteThe War of the SimpsonsThree Men and a Comic BookBlood Feud