Woman: No no. I was just distracting you while my children rob you.
Homer: Can we stop? I have to go to the bathroom.
Kidnapper: You just went five minutes ago!
Homer: I have a bladder the size of a Brazilnut!
Kidnapper: We just call them nuts here.
Homer: The Simpsons are goin' to Brazil.
Bart: Then I'll have been on every continent.
Lisa: Except Antarctica.
Homer: The Simpsons are goin' to Antarctica… next year. This year Brazil.
Ronaldo: I make as much money as Malcolm in the Middle and because I am an orphan, my earnings remain unstolen.
Telemarketer: (while on the phone) Ma'am, would you be interested in changing your long distance service? What the... she hung up on me! What did I do? (Starts sobbing and another telemarketer beside him pats his back).
Lisa: Why must you fight with every utility?
Homer: I told you, I have too much time on my hands!
Homer: (as he sees the alley rats) Oooh! they look like Skittles (he tastes one of the rats).
Homer: (sniffs) Oh, That poor little boy... We've got to find him! How many people live in Brazil?
Lisa: A hundred and fifty-six million.
Bart: We've got to find him! (the family stares at him) What? I'm really concerned! (they continue to stare at him) Fine! I wanna meet monkeys.